Dog Quotes
Dog Quotes -- A Few I Haven't Seen.....
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann
Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love
and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of
a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to
turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep
abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog
newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog
news items, which, if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in
the next yard.
-Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.
-Franklin P.. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is
up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
mean, here we come back from a grocery store with
the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please and men and
dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
--Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only
two of them.
--Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog
already thinks I am.
--Unknown