Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings
Funny Quotes
Quotable Quotes
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
- Ambrose Bierce