Family Quotes
“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures
We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.’”
--Penelope Lombard
“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.”
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
“I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are
the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
--Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another
city.”
--George Burns
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
--Jerry Seinfeld
“I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
sold me this watch.”
--Woody Allen
“The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.”
--E.B. White
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