Babies
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ~ Anonymous
Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~ Don Herold
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. ~ Carl Sandburg
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. ~ Martin Fraquhar Tupper
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~ Dave Barry
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Stephen Wright
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. ~ Stephen Wright
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
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