Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not
the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some
men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
--Sam Kinison
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only
seems longer.
--Anonymous
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive
answers that
your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they
didn't,
they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they
marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street
bald and still think they are beautiful."
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a
ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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